theshsldorkasorus

runningbox11:

"I want a story with non-sexualized lesbians!"

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"I want a story where gender and sexuality is neutral!"

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"I want a story with well-developed characters with realistic flaws!"

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"I want a story with good/conflicted villians!"

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"I want a story with a lot of shipping possibilities!"

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"I want a story with a fuck ton of meow cats!"

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"I want a story-"

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"I want a number four meal with-"

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"I’m sorry, no, I was ordering a-"

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"Ma’am would you please stop showing me a picture of a green hou-"

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homestuck-arts

classicalglow:

polyturtles:

I JUST LOVE THAT CALIBORN REPRESENTS THE ANNOYING, AWFUL SIDE OF THE FANDOM, AND NOW HE’S BEING A SUPER YAOI SHIPPER AND DRAWING DAVEKAT AND GRUESOMELY KILLING OFF FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO ARE “GETTING IN THE WAY”

HUSSIE RECOGNIZES HOW AWFUL THE MAJORITY OF MALESLASH IN THIS FANDOM IS, AND HE’S USING OVERT METAPHORS TO TELL YOU TO STOP.

Best funniest part to me is that side of the fanbase is getting livid over it.

itsstuckyinmyhead
superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins